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Saturday, May 7, 2011

Top 5 Worst song Lyrics.


How many of us actually thought of the lyrics when we sing?? Haha

No.5 Love in this Club - Usher

Lyrics: "Might as well give me a kiss, if we keep touching like thisI kno
w you're scared, baby, they don't know what we're doing.
Let's both get undressed right here, keep it up girl, and, I swear.
I'm gonna give it to you non-stop.
And I don't care, who's watching."

*Dear Usher, Not only is she scared.. Im Scared Too =X*

No.4 Whenever, Wherever - Shakira

Lyrics: "Lucky that my breasts
Are small and humble
So you don't confuse
them with mountains"

*Dear Shakira, I often mistaken boobs with mountains, therefore i really appreciate small boobs =)*

No.3 - Ass like that - Eminem

Lyrics : "I ain't never seen
An ass like that
The way you move it
You make my pee-pee go
'Doing-doing-doing'"

"Phew, my pee-pee isn't the only one that go Doing-doing-doing"

No.2 - This is why I'm hot - Mims


Lyrics: "I'm hot 'cause I'm fly
You ain't 'cause you're not
This is why
This is why I'm hot"

*I think i get it*

No.1 - Sk8er Boi - Avril Lavigne


Lyrics:"He was a boy
She was a girl
Can I make it
Any more obvious?"

*Dear Avril, as much as i love you, can you be more descriptive? I almost thought she was a boy, he was a girl.*

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